What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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With a track-tor!

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The crow bar.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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He nuts and bolts

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Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.