Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

What's hard, white, and 10 inches?

Nothing.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.