Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out