Black Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Damn Thing Jokes More Damn Thing Jokes

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip