Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.