See if she'll perform black magic.
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Black magic doesn't work.
A Juand
MOODOO.
Santa would never free an elf.
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
A sandwich.
early retirement
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Because magic is stupid.
