Black Magic Jokes

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))