Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.