Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.