Camouflage Training Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.