Camouflage Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Why are trees green?

For camouflage.

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Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.