Chlamydia Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap