He only Phelps himself.
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Your mom.
By using his Magic Johnson.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Aids develops itself
Financial aids ! !
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
You're always positive
AIDS.
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Dennays
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!
ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done
Briiiiines...
He is a good breast-stroker.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
I'm gonna level with you.
