He only Phelps himself.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Your mom.
By using his Magic Johnson.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.
Aids develops itself
Financial aids ! !
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Straight Outta Carton.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
He wanted to be a ninja-neer.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
They manifest Destiny
B
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
A no-brainer
The steering wheel...
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*
Phelps.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.