Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home