Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.