Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.