Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.