Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.