Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling