Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Diddily-squats.

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Top notch.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat