Diddly Squat Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Diddily-squats.

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The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Diddly squat

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.