Obese Man Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Notch Jokes More Notch Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Diddly Squat Jokes More Diddly Squat Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Fitness Jokes More Fitness Jokes

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.