Divorce Man Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!