Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Cavity Jokes More Cavity Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office?

He had a cavity.