Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.