What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel