What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....