Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.