Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Pls help.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...