Greenland Jokes

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal?

The Nuuklear Bomb

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.