Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.