Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.