Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda