Holy crap.
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Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
Because he's got a hollow-weenie.
Rectoplasm.
Leave the plunger on the toilet.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
At least Pluto exists
