Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)