Holy Crap Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....