Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Mexican Version Jokes More Mexican Version Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!