Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"