Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .