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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Preparation H Jokes More Preparation H Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline