Khaled Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Crossdresse Jokes More Crossdresse Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose