Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.