Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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6 1/2 books.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cut off his hands
A doctor.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
About six and a half books.
6 1/2 books...
He knows where all the bad girls live
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
They had No Quarter
