Native Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why don't Natives like snow?

Because it's white, and it's on their land.

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.