Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

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Having to toss everyone's salad

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

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Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.