Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff