Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Silver Medalist Jokes More Silver Medalist Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin