Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?