Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.