Los Angeles Lakers Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

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Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.