Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

College Jokes More College Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Blu Ray Jokes More Blu Ray Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake