Mario Pant Jokes

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!