Mario Pant Jokes

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.