Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.