Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Kathmandu.

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The Juan who lived.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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You don't let her out.

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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