Mona Lisa Jokes

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.