North America Jokes

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

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What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry