Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

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I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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They go phishing

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish