Prop Jokes

Why couldn't the set designers plane take off?

Because it was a prop.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Wooden Shoe Jokes More Wooden Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."