Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!