Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A hallucination.
They're a-Brew'in!
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
A: Hard-boiled rain.
Hard boiled rain !
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Nunavut.
Discrimination
A: Make sure one is a match!
Matching uniforms.
His toga size went from L to XL.
They might give you Hi-V back!
A: Who else would follow a chicken
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.