Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!