Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.