Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.