Restore Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

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Kale Jokes More Kale Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.