Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.