Ross Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Lisa Kudrow Jokes More Lisa Kudrow Jokes

Why did Courteney Cox?

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Phoebe Jokes More Phoebe Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

David Schwimmer Jokes More David Schwimmer Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Utensil Jokes More Utensil Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods