Ryan Lochte Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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More than likely you won't see any stars.

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A shooting star!

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A Gulden's opportunity.

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Defiled.

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More than likely you won't see any stars.

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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A small medium at large

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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He was always drinking on the job