Samsung Store Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!